And that is the gender of Jennifer Garner's baby.......oh wait, Breaking News, IT FLASH FRIDAYS!

Ok, so not everyone thinks Flash pwns, but it can pull out some good games, especially shooters. It is definetely better than Jennifer Garner keeping a secret, oh second one today, I am on a roll. That is the most games I have in the lineup this week. But first, lets start of with an interesting website full of flash games. Have you ever wanted to play Pac-Man where Pac-Man was only a pixel and there was only one enemy (with EXTREMELY good AI?) Well now you can, at Guimp.com. Guimp.com has a big selection of (miniture sized games from Pac-Man to asteroids. Tons of classics, and they are all really fun even though they are as small as Jessica Simpson's mind (oh now Jessica Simpson, ooh somebody stop me, HEY, I feel good. Ok, ok, I am fine now.) So go and check this out, spend an hour of 2, it is worth it. Are next Flash game we will be talking about is about you spanking a monkey!!! YAY!!! Spank the Monkey is a flash game where someone took a picture of a blown up monkey and put a little hand that looks like some mouse cursers I have seen. What you do is SPANK THE MONKEY! The name explains it all. Well, first you pull the hand far to the right, then drag it REALLY quickly to hit the monkey, once done, it tells you how fast you spanked the monkey. Its amazing how high you can get (on mph) in this game. My highest was 771! You may think this is small now, but go and play the game, then come back, and leave you best score in the comments. I want to see how fast you can Spank a Monkey. Ok, moving on, now another original game. It is called "Lost Your Marbles?" Lost Your Marbles? is a game where you controll a cube with eyes that goes around and tries to collect marbles he has lost. This game has a bit of a Pac-Man feel to it. But it is 3-D, and you can't hit the sides or you get hurt. Overall, you have to play it to see what I mean. Next up to the plate is Bush Shootout. Yes, this is one of the best flash games I have EVER PLAYED! In this game, terrorists are taking over the White House, they killed all of Bush's Secret Service agents, so Bush takes out his secret machine gun. Oooooooooo. You play Bush in the first level, half of the second, and all of the third. During the second half of the second level you play as Condi Rice (I can't spell her first name.) This game is mostly 3rd person view, but at the beginning of the third level, it switches to first for a little bit. There are about 3 basic weapons in this game. Bush's Machine gun, Condi's Machine guns(!), and the big daddy of them all, THE ROCKET LAUNCHER. This game is definetely a good game that should be very popular, but is not. So you go and play it, PLEASE, it is worth it. Finally on our journey in the Macromedia Flash world, we talk about Lucky Balls. Yes, Lucky Balls (get your minds of the gutter people) this game is you try to match up the same colored balls to each other, and no I am not going to make a reference. Pretty much there is a strand of different colored beads such as blue, red, purple, green, yellow, and another color I think. This game is a bit hard to explain, but all you do is match up the same colored balls in you little hole in the middle (ok, this is getting wrong) to each other. But if you put your balls too far away, then it goes beside it (ok, this needs to stop.) So, you have to play it too get it. Well kitties, that is all for Flash Fridays, join us next week where we will add a game where you tickle a real simulated lady with a fake feather (no seriously, there is a flash game out there that does that.)

-Zam